Official Notice No. 27-B
Your ordinary day has been reassigned.
Report for a personalized side quest, issued according to your time, budget, and acceptable level of nonsense.
No account required · No heroic qualifications necessary
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SQD
DEPT. OF
UNNECESSARY
ADVENTURES
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4,812
Assignments issued*
93%
More interesting than laundry*
0
Dragons officially confirmed
Standard Operating Procedure
How the Department works
01. File
Tell us how much time, money, and social energy you can reasonably spare.
02. Receive
Our highly questionable system selects an assignment suitable for your circumstances.
03. Proceed
Complete the quest, claim imaginary experience points, and report back whenever convenient.
Bureau of Recreational Assignments
Request an Official Side Quest
Complete the following intake form. The Department accepts no responsibility for unexpected fun, new interests, or snacks acquired in the field.
- Time allotment
- Budget authority
- Personnel
- Mission class
- Operating theater
- Match protocol
Department Charter
Life’s main quest can wait an hour.
Side Quest Department exists for people with curious minds, unfinished hobby supplies, and a suspicion that adulthood could use more achievement badges.
We issue small adventures designed to break routine without requiring a plane ticket, a heroic destiny, or particularly sensible footwear.
“Productivity is important. So is wandering through an antique store looking for an object that may be cursed.”
— Acting Director, Recreational Affairs
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Authorized Field Supplies
For operatives who take nonsense seriously.
Printable Quest Decks
Ready-to-issue assignments for couples, families, weekends, and the chronically bored.
Official Merchandise
Uniforms, mugs, notebooks, and insignia for your entirely unofficial department.